blastula

Early stage of fetal development consisting of approximately 128 cells forming a fluid-filled sphere. In humans, this stage of development is reached within the first week after fertilization of the ovum.

Revered by anti-abortion crusaders because Jesus saves them.

Jesus: You going to have that blastula?
Disciple: Nah, I'm stuffed.
Jesus. I'll take it then - umm, excuse me, can I get a bag?

blastula by geroldf March 26, 2008

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Jesus: You going to have that blastula?
Disciple: Nah I'm stuffed.
Jesus: I'll take it then - umm, can I get a bag?

blastula by geroldf March 25, 2008

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Related Words

blastula • beastular • blastolart • blatula

beastular

adj., a combination of the words beast and tubular: something that is extremely cool and wonderful

Friday night's events were absolutely beastular

beastular by the hizzle May 19, 2005

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blastolart

An irrelevant girl, usually very ugly

terry: stacy spoke to me yesterday
john: shes blastolart

blastolart by blastolart July 20, 2016

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blatula

(n.) A Black Spatula

Hey honey, pass me the blatula so I can flip these buns.

blatula by Hays Clark October 2, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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