7 definitions by geroldf

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Big Chief Lard Ass and Minister of Propaganda for the Foaming Rabid Right. Apostle of Truth for peckerwood rednecks, inbred crackers, serpent-handling fundamentalists and other Republicans. Adroit manipulator of the ignorant, who worship his pustulant utterance and shaggy nipples. Talk-radio host who has parlayed hateful drivel into a multi-million dollar franchise by exploiting the sense of righteous entitlement, anger and fear felt by his dittohead audience.

Syn.: creep, sociopath, bloviator, con man, liar
Who's that evil gasbag, the guy just like Ellsworth Toohey in The Fountainhead?
That's Rush Limbaugh. The parallel is uncanny.
by geroldf October 20, 2009
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Owning obscene wealth, but wanting to care about the less fortunate.
We're not rich, boys, we're just Mittle Class. Our yacht doesn't even have an elevator for the cars!
by geroldf July 16, 2012
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1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.
I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.
by geroldf October 22, 2009
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State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippy grin, and affable demeanor.
Example #1:
Roll down window. Smoke billows out.
Cop: you boys been smokin?
Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:
At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.
Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!
Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man
by geroldf March 26, 2008
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Early stage of fetal development consisting of approximately 128 cells forming a fluid-filled sphere. In humans, this stage of development is reached within the first week after fertilization of the ovum.

Revered by anti-abortion crusaders because Jesus saves them.
Jesus: You going to have that blastula?
Disciple: Nah, I'm stuffed.
Jesus. I'll take it then - umm, excuse me, can I get a bag?
by geroldf March 26, 2008
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Answer to the classic Martin/Murray question, "What in the hell is that?" Can be used recursively.
Question: What in the hell is that?
Answer: 1. What it is
2. What it is is What it is
3. What it is is What it is is What it is
4+ Repeat as necessary

by geroldf March 30, 2008
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Early stage of fetal development consisting of approximately 128 cells forming a fluid-filled sphere. In humans, this stage of development is reached within the first week after fertilization of the ovum.

Revered by anti-abortion crusaders because Jesus saves them.
Jesus: You going to have that blastula?
Disciple: Nah I'm stuffed.
Jesus: I'll take it then - umm, can I get a bag?
by geroldf March 25, 2008
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