blaqular 

Hard to explain

He is very blaqular; he is very hard to explain.

blaqular by Flaky January 14, 2016

blamularity 

Some thing or person that attracts blame, with or without cause, with frequency that defies rational explanation.

Person1: Windows isn't booting. I blame leaf.
Person2: Yeah, he's the local blamularity.

blamularity by iblameleaf October 1, 2005