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Blastifistical 

Oh my god! That shirt is so blastifistical!
Blastifistical by Komoeswan April 12, 2009
A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"
Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.
Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009

Blistified 

1. The point of being high with no return..

2. The ultimate prankster..
DAmn u look blistified right now.
Blistified by WaffleTits October 8, 2009

blackified

Spinoff from the term white-washed. It means that you have been "black washed" meaning that you have the traits and characteristics of the average black person.
White boy: YOO SKILLZ! what up in the hood? I gotta buy meself some patties.

Black man: YOO MAN! you soo blackified.
blackified by JAMAICANPATTIELOVER December 6, 2009

beautified 

To pamper oneself by getting hair done, manicure, pedicure etc.
Anisa: Hey girl, what's your plans for the week-end?

Renata: Oh nothing, just gonna go get beautified at the salon
beautified by *Nata* August 9, 2008

Blakeified 

To be obsessed with Blake Lewis. Season 6 runner up of American Idol.

Blakeified is a mood, a way of life, happiness.

noun: to be completely obsessed with Blake Lewis.
noun: to decorate using pictures of Blake Lewis.
I love Blake Lewis! I'm so Blakeified!
Blakeified by Jojofansloveme45 January 16, 2011