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Blakeified 

the state of total amazement after witnessing Blake Griffin do something freakishly athletic and dangerous.
Jim: "Did you see the Youtube clip of Bill Simmons after that Blake Griffin alley-oop?"
John: "Yeah, he was totally blakeified!"
Blakeified by snigman13 March 6, 2011

blastified 

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.
Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.
blastified by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

blackified

Spinoff from the term white-washed. It means that you have been "black washed" meaning that you have the traits and characteristics of the average black person.
White boy: YOO SKILLZ! what up in the hood? I gotta buy meself some patties.

Black man: YOO MAN! you soo blackified.
blackified by JAMAICANPATTIELOVER December 6, 2009

loyola blakefield 

Right in Towson the basic prep lax principles apply but common at this school is the waffle. Everyone wears one and no one outside of the school knows to much about them except they get them on Kairos. During the school day frisbee or lying on the hill is the activity of choice. School games are heavily attended by heavily intoxicated kids. Weekends roll around and loyola students spread across the county. The majority of social functions in the surrounding area have several loyola kids in attendance with their natural light or cheap plastic handle. Uncommonly found at this school would be white trash or any diversity.
"Lets find out where they are drinking before the Loyola Blakefield lacrosse game"
"Definitely its 12:30 now they probably started pregaming about 2 hours ago because the game starts at 1"
loyola blakefield by The 4th April 24, 2005

loyola blakefield 

Loyola Blakefield is home of the DONS and is located directly north of Baltimore City in Towson, MD. The Jesuit, Catholic preparatory school was established by the Jesuits in 1852 with Loyola College. The school moved from its original location on Calvert Street to its present site known as Blakefield. The land was a gift of the Blake family, hence the name. In 1981 a middle school was introduced. After President McAndrews left Blakefield in 1999, Father Jack Dennis oversaw a massive capital campaign that was able to raise the $19 million for a new student commons/athletic center called Knott Hall. The state-of-the-art facility has only added to the beauty of the campus through constant maintenance.

Loyola is a solid academic institution with well-rounded departments in academics, athletics, community service, arts/music, and religion. At Blakefield, graduates are taught to be "men for others" and the 154 year-old school has continuously stressed its importance to its students. The annual Turkey Bowl Game played each Thanksgiving at M&T Bank Stadium (Ravens) is one of the oldest Catholic football rivalries in the country and draws upwards of 13,000 certain years.

Loyola students are known within the city of Baltimore as typically well-mannered, polite, and generally pleasant. It's "sister schools" are Maryvale and Notre Dame Prep, and Loyola's biggest rival schools are Calvert Hall and Gilman based on size. Among the pride of Blakefield is its unparalleled swimming team, its strong sense of school spirit at sporting events, its highly regarded forensics team, and its nationally ranked lacrosse team.

Outside of Baltimore, Loyola is typically seen as another Jesuit school on par with St. Joseph's Prep in Philadelphia, Fairfield Prep in Connecticut, Gonzaga in Washington, and St. Ignatius in Chicago. Georgetown Prep in Bethesda and Regis High School in Manhattan are usually seen as a step above Loyola because of their exceptionally high admissions standards.

Loyola students typically go onto colleges such as Loyola College, Virginia Tech, University of Maryland, Delaware, US Naval Academy, Gettysburg, Elon, and Boston College.
-Who do you think will win the MIAA Championship this year?
*St. Paul's (or Gilman or BL) are probably the best, but Loyola is always tough and should be there too.

-What school did you go to?
*Loyola.
-Which one?
*Loyola Blakefield
-Oh, I went to the one in Chicago (or NY, LA, or NO)
loyola blakefield by Droz April 18, 2006

Loyola Blakefield 

Where queers and nerds go to school. Good @ lax but homosexual nerds who love to jerk each other in the shower. Suck at football and are rich and stuck up boopers.
I go to Loyola Blakefield

Oh, you like dick
Loyola Blakefield by gamgstamike September 14, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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