bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.

You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.

by IronFist February 01, 2005

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Baster

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !

by Sergio_MTL December 01, 2013

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bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

by Andy Sword October 09, 2009

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A baster

A dude whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind !

by Sergio_MTL December 01, 2013

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