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Lastered 

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.
Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."
Lastered by ABCritt November 7, 2011
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Lastered 

Owning a cheap, economic, fuel friendly family car and acting like it's an F1 Indy car or something with a hefty sum of horsepower and modifications.
Y'all seen dude down the street with the Camry? Boy Lastered that thing out!
Lastered by TonguePunchHerFartBox January 11, 2024

Lasterday 

The word you use when you are talking about something that happened in the recent past, but you can't remember the exact day (due to a black out), or it really doesn't have any significance to the story...or you just can't be bothered to think hard enough to remember it.
Amber: I just went to a Ween concert in Anaheim.
Penny: Really, when was that?
Amber: Lasterday, I think.
Lasterday by DeedleDawn October 7, 2009

Lasterday 

Today is tuesday, which means Sunday was Lasterday.
Lasterday by Teatime777 December 28, 2015

Lasterday 

Any day prior to the present day.
Remember lasterday, when you were born and then started driving.
Lasterday by Angelpie November 27, 2012

Lasterday 

When you don't remember what happened LAST night but knew it was YESTERDAY.
I smashed on this beezy lasterday.
Lasterday by Antdizzle310 June 17, 2013

Lasterday 

Sorry I missed play rehearsal lasterday, I had so much homework!
Lasterday by ShadowCaster07 May 9, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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