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Happy Blapping 

Similar to happy slapping buy instead of being slapped by the hand the victim is slapped by a penis.
Bob: "Want to go happy blapping Dave?"
Dave: "Im always up for a bit of happy blapping Bob, I'll go get my camera phone"
Happy Blapping by Ikswokzseim August 7, 2006

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.
Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!
Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011

blapping 

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis
To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face
blapping by Dan February 12, 2005

The Brappening 

An event so tremendous, the result causes an entirely new universe to be created.
The legendary guitarist Gag Clisin caused The Brappening at the final show of his 2011 tour while performing a cover of Panama by Van Halen.
The Brappening by nl_money May 28, 2018

Blapping 

The slapping of a woman's (or man's) butt in the middle of having buttsex.
Yo man last night was amazing, my girlfriend wanted me to keep blapping her!
Blapping by Pwnanater1985 March 29, 2010

blapping 

1){v.} present tense form of the verb blapp! Smacking around the face (mostly lips and forehead) with one's erect penis. Hand must be firmly pressed down and wrapped around the base of the shaft of said erect penis.

NOTE: The person on the receiving end of the "BLAPpstick" must be female and also must enjoy being "blapped" in order to actually call it "blapping"

2){verb} to yell loudly out the window of one's car in the general direction of any lurkers that look like they need to be blapped, the word "BLAPp!"
(1)Jane Doe was giggling hysterically last night when Joe Schmo came over after work and started blapping her in the forhead with his Blappstick.

(2) Although, she was walking on the other side of the street, Jane Doe could hear Joe Schmo "Blapping" the girls in gym class while driving by in his Cherry Red Corvette.
blapping by Gary Redecker March 14, 2008