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To slap someone around the face with an erect penis
To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face
by Dan February 12, 2005
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The slapping of a woman's (or man's) butt in the middle of having buttsex.
Yo man last night was amazing, my girlfriend wanted me to keep blapping her!
by Pwnanater1985 March 28, 2010
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1){v.} present tense form of the verb blapp! Smacking around the face (mostly lips and forehead) with one's erect penis. Hand must be firmly pressed down and wrapped around the base of the shaft of said erect penis.

NOTE: The person on the receiving end of the "BLAPpstick" must be female and also must enjoy being "blapped" in order to actually call it "blapping"

2){verb} to yell loudly out the window of one's car in the general direction of any lurkers that look like they need to be blapped, the word "BLAPp!"
(1)Jane Doe was giggling hysterically last night when Joe Schmo came over after work and started blapping her in the forhead with his Blappstick.

(2) Although, she was walking on the other side of the street, Jane Doe could hear Joe Schmo "Blapping" the girls in gym class while driving by in his Cherry Red Corvette.

by Gary Redecker October 07, 2007
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The act of vigorously clapping with one's boobs to congratulate the man after good sex.
The woman was blapping after the satisfying orgasm.
by Cocc Gel August 06, 2018
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When a black female claps and yells at the same time. Normally this would occur when the black female is extremely fustrated. If you are getting blapped at, its not a good thing.
Twa$handa was blapping at Tequishinetta when she found out she had her hair and nails did for a date wif her Twa$handa's boyfriend.
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The act of fapping while watching bloopers of a porno
Guy1: bro that Lisa Ann bloopers was hot

Guy2: WORD Bro
Guy1: Yeah, I was blapping to it
by Tr4gic March 07, 2015
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