Sounds is the name given to stainless steel tubes, of various design that are inserted into the male urethrea for sexual pleasure or pain. It is a common practise amongst the bdsm community. Solitary use of sounds, by a male involves the inserting of a sound into his japs eye or urethra and pushing the sound (which is usually well lubricated with a non-oil based lubricant) deep into the bladder so that the head of the sound rubs directly upon the prostate gland of the male. Such stimulation of the prostate gland from the inside of the bladder is often described as 'ecstatic' or 'incredible'.
The solitary use of sounds for sexual pleasure often becomes pathological and dangerous, with the user experimenting with different shaped and textured sounds so as to heighten his sexual pleasure.
The use of sounds in the bdsm community is both dangerous and depraved. The victim, who is male, often has sounds thrust with little care or compassion into his urethrea or japs eye. Not surprisingly biological damage to the urethra and bladder is common, infection and serious injury often follow and lifetime bladder incontinence is a real risk. More serious cases involve penile cancer, bladder cancer and tumours of differing seriousness. The use of sounds is outlawed in many countries and to own a set of sounds is illegal.
The internet, is often the place where sounds can be bought and they are available for sexual deviants worldwide...at a cost, both financially and biological.
The solitary use of sounds for sexual pleasure often becomes pathological and dangerous, with the user experimenting with different shaped and textured sounds so as to heighten his sexual pleasure.
The use of sounds in the bdsm community is both dangerous and depraved. The victim, who is male, often has sounds thrust with little care or compassion into his urethrea or japs eye. Not surprisingly biological damage to the urethra and bladder is common, infection and serious injury often follow and lifetime bladder incontinence is a real risk. More serious cases involve penile cancer, bladder cancer and tumours of differing seriousness. The use of sounds is outlawed in many countries and to own a set of sounds is illegal.
The internet, is often the place where sounds can be bought and they are available for sexual deviants worldwide...at a cost, both financially and biological.
Horace inserted a sound into Berties urethra with loving kindness. Bertie orgasmed with such intensity when it rubbed against his prostate gland.
by clinton sounds May 4, 2005
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some gronk that idles in a IRC channel, thinking his the best and everything and talks about how gay he is
* Now talking in #gayporn
<Sounds> hay everyone, i got a collection of hardcore gayporn staring me inside
<Sounds> hay everyone, i got a collection of hardcore gayporn staring me inside
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You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.
John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
by kevinq October 24, 2010
Get the Sounds like a personal problem mug.Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
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Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.
by Doc Roberts June 16, 2010
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