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blastified 

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.
Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.
blastified by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

Beanified 

Human: I unbeanify this.
Bean Lord: You cannot unbeanify what the bean has already beanified.
Beanified by Pehnut March 14, 2020

blackified

Spinoff from the term white-washed. It means that you have been "black washed" meaning that you have the traits and characteristics of the average black person.
White boy: YOO SKILLZ! what up in the hood? I gotta buy meself some patties.

Black man: YOO MAN! you soo blackified.
blackified by JAMAICANPATTIELOVER December 6, 2009

Bankified 

Having been changed or altered by a non owner of an item
My car was bankified and now the radio doesn’t work.

He bankified my tool box, I can’t find anything
Bankified by Jayzee22 January 26, 2022

Blakeified 

To be obsessed with Blake Lewis. Season 6 runner up of American Idol.

Blakeified is a mood, a way of life, happiness.

noun: to be completely obsessed with Blake Lewis.
noun: to decorate using pictures of Blake Lewis.
I love Blake Lewis! I'm so Blakeified!
Blakeified by Jojofansloveme45 January 16, 2011

over-blackified 

something that has been made out to be more black than it should be
Missy Elliot is over-blackified in the Lose Control music video.
over-blackified by Penat Rayshon August 10, 2006