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blastified 

The action occurring when one or more individuals chooses to consume any amount of alcohol, or psychotropic aids.

Often resulting in the 'blastification to outer spash', as it has been referenced at times.
Mabel and Ed consumed a 40 of moonshine, and are clearly blastified, as Mabel is jerking off that old Greek man.
blastified by Peter Mahoney December 31, 2004

blackified

Spinoff from the term white-washed. It means that you have been "black washed" meaning that you have the traits and characteristics of the average black person.
White boy: YOO SKILLZ! what up in the hood? I gotta buy meself some patties.

Black man: YOO MAN! you soo blackified.
blackified by JAMAICANPATTIELOVER December 6, 2009

Blakeified 

To be obsessed with Blake Lewis. Season 6 runner up of American Idol.

Blakeified is a mood, a way of life, happiness.

noun: to be completely obsessed with Blake Lewis.
noun: to decorate using pictures of Blake Lewis.
I love Blake Lewis! I'm so Blakeified!
Blakeified by Jojofansloveme45 January 16, 2011

Barrified 

Stating something sports related in a factual matter via group text that is obviously sensationalized and opinionated.
Barry - Robert Griffin III is going to be the greatest player of all time. If you project him over the next 80 years he will have the most of everything ever.
Stro - #Barrified
Barrified by Floter6 February 4, 2018

over-blackified 

something that has been made out to be more black than it should be
Missy Elliot is over-blackified in the Lose Control music video.
over-blackified by Penat Rayshon August 10, 2006

Blakeified 

the state of total amazement after witnessing Blake Griffin do something freakishly athletic and dangerous.
Jim: "Did you see the Youtube clip of Bill Simmons after that Blake Griffin alley-oop?"
John: "Yeah, he was totally blakeified!"
Blakeified by snigman13 March 6, 2011