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Blanchester bike shop 

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

Emjay Blanchette 

The bestest human to ever exist but thinks shes worse than everyone for no apparent reason even tho shes perfect and is typically best friends with Grant Pattison
Emjay Blanchette loves Tim Hortons too much
Emjay Blanchette by Lil Spuddy July 15, 2020

Bantchester United 

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀
Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United
Bantchester United by Ermerok August 8, 2023

banchester 

A historical social soccer game, played by ex pats, in mission district in San Francisco.
Every city should have banchester for ex pats.
banchester by Jippy87 May 11, 2018

Brandchester United 

Name of slack-jawed, knuckle-scraping pub team from Manchester, England.

Famously supported by no-one in the Manchester area. Infamously managed by sour-faced, Scottish alcoholic.

See also Manchester United
I never thought Brandchester United would lose Ronaldo to Real.

I'm glad Brandchester United didn't moan on and on and on like they usually do.

gay blanchette 

When one lumberjack hugs another from behind while eating chips and not wearing pants.
After cutting down a tree the King gave James a meatnormous gay blanchette.
gay blanchette by Karla Frobe October 11, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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