blamex 

A Black American Express card. The 'Centurion' card is usually given to to high rollers, big spenders, and corporate bigwigs, who need to indicate an annual spending of $150,000.00. It is made of anodized titanium, comes in a mahoghany box, has a 24 hour concierge service and rumour has it it probably comes with its own whipping boy.

That guy is so filthy rich he probably just threw his trophy wife a couple of Lamborghinis and some new boobs on the Blamex.

blamex by polyanna8600 September 16, 2010

blameshift 

In retaliation, during an arguement, to twist the facts to actually shift the blame to the other person.

John always manages to blameshift when ever we argue.

blameshift by John's mom February 25, 2006

blamegmc 

a goat rapper/singer/love maker/ stepdad/ producer, blamegmc is way ahead of his time, he’s on the path to do great things, definitely not a mediocre rapper

damn that that new blamegmc?
this shit going so fucking hard holy fuck god damn i can’t sit still god fucking damn it this is the best fucking shit i’ve ever heard

blamegmc by blamegmc November 27, 2021

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

Blame Pence by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

An otherwise blameless life 

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.

Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.

An otherwise blameless life by TheHobbitsAreGoingtoIsengard March 9, 2019

Blame Simon 

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

Blame Simon by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

blamestorming 

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.

blamestorming by TBea April 22, 2008