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a disagreement between two or more-
Dude this is Urban Dictionary, write something better.
Its my definition, shut the hell up.
Not until you write something better.
Fuck off man.
WRITE A BETTER DEFINITION!
I CAN'T IF YOU ARGUE!!
argue by stfu_Carl January 5, 2016

argue-ambush 

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.
Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.
argue-ambush by jpg3 October 15, 2011

Argue with the wall. 

When you make a point that is almost a fact and cannot be argued with or about so even if you do argue about it, it's as good as arguing with the wall.
Harry styles is the best human ever, argue with the wall.

argue with your mom 

A phrase used mostly by Gen Z that basically means that what you just said was such an undeniable fact that if someone disagrees they are wasting their time and should go argue with their mother.
Azealia Banks is a horrible person and if you like her you’re awful too, argue with your mom.

argue the toss 

An idiom meaning to stubbornly quibble over something inconsequential, irrelevant, minor or off-topic. A cavilling dispute.

Another way of saying "to argue for the sake of it".
Unfortunately the meeting didn't go well. Eric starting getting pedantic, and decided to argue the toss over a trivial detail of the plan.
argue the toss by Roger Mellie 84 September 4, 2009

Argue With Your Mama 

A phrase used to signal that a person's stance or opinion is not up for debate. Your arguments will not change their mind, so do not attempt to argue with them.
All Drake's songs are mid. I don't care, go argue with your mama.
Argue With Your Mama by Starquti August 3, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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