Blague

Neither bland nor vague, but rather something that is without impact or definition.

Your face is quite blague with that color of make up. Grey is very blague shade.

Blague by James McAndrew February 15, 2006

Mais non, Je blague 

Translation, Just Kidding

Evan:Mais non, Je blague
David: Make me a sandwitch

Mais non, Je blague by Evan To The nevin April 15, 2004

baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Baguetteo 

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto

The people of France are living among other baguetteo.

Baguetteo by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

Le Baguette 

Slang for frenchmen.

Le Baguettes live in Paris.

Le Baguette by PussySlayerXXX6969 May 19, 2016

Oui oui baguette 

Sydney says this a lot and she doesn’t actually know what it means lol

Sydney: this food is good
Friend: ikr it’s actually really good
Sydney: oui oui baguette
Friend: huh?
Sydney: idek

Oui oui baguette by psistillloveu February 3, 2019