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Mais non, Je blague 

Evan:Mais non, Je blague
David: Make me a sandwitch
An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.
My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.
baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Baguetteo 

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto
The people of France are living among other baguetteo.
Baguetteo by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

Le Baguette 

Le Baguettes live in Paris.

Oui oui baguette 

Sydney says this a lot and she doesn’t actually know what it means lol
Sydney: this food is good
Friend: ikr it’s actually really good
Sydney: oui oui baguette
Friend: huh?
Sydney: idek
Oui oui baguette by psistillloveu February 3, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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