Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.
by Rian Rami April 08, 2010
Saggy, droopy titties that look like long loaves of frenchbread, normally found on ugly overweight girls who dress provacatively to advertise the fact that they are complete sluts.
My former friend has a disgusting pair of baguettes.If your cleavage continues down to your belly button, you have baguettes,so do the world a favor and cover those uglies up!
by Nastina August 14, 2005
Small French Bread that is usually half baked. You pick one up at the bakery and bring it home, and then let it bake for eight minutes to eat fresh bread-y goodness.
You put on a little butter and some black currant preserves on the Baguettes. Then you just sit there and eat and cry and start to believe there is a god.
by DarkLegacy May 16, 2005
A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.
I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic
Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes
(Gentlemen prefer blonds)
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic
Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes
(Gentlemen prefer blonds)
by Haliotis June 10, 2012
by Find a Wingman November 04, 2019
The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)
Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!
by CummingBoi December 16, 2017