baguetti

An adorable and delicious combination of a baguette and spaghetti.

My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.

baguetti by Baguetti August 20, 2020

Baguetti

Masterbating so furiously with a bagel that it blows apart like spaghetti. Then it is fed to your significant other using semen as a white sauce.

Come over at 5, I’m making baguetti tonight

Baguetti by Mr.Baguette March 1, 2019

Baguetteo 

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto

The people of France are living among other baguetteo.

Baguetteo by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.

1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."

blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020

Le Baguette 

Slang for frenchmen.

Le Baguettes live in Paris.

Le Baguette by PussySlayerXXX6969 May 19, 2016

Oui oui baguette 

Sydney says this a lot and she doesn’t actually know what it means lol

Sydney: this food is good
Friend: ikr it’s actually really good
Sydney: oui oui baguette
Friend: huh?
Sydney: idek

Oui oui baguette by psistillloveu February 3, 2019

oui oui baguette 

my clueless ass in french class

teacher: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he cant eat it,
say it in french

me: Oui Oui baguette

oui oui baguette by hashhashbrown February 6, 2019