To be arse-raped by a thieving French fuck (normally a Parisian).
I got a taxi in Paris today and the driver added his own tip - he "baguetted" me.
by Aussie Battler June 12, 2008
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1. when your friend isn’t looking so you draw a detailed baguette on their paper

2. when your friend is eating long french bread so you get the idea to have anal sex with them
kyle: “ this is such a good baguette!”

mike: proceeds to buttfuck kyle
kyle: “oh no i’m being baguetted”
by informative definition person December 15, 2021
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A very small, taut male scrotum. Usually flat in appearance as if there is no scrotum at all.
I went down on Roger and found he has a baguet. It was rather disturbing.

Dude did you just get out of the pool? No why? Then explain your baguet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018
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When french people cut a hole in the end of a baguette and insert their genitals into the hole, then insert the other end of the baguette into the females genitals
Yo ali, I was baguetting your mom last night
by Mr.Baguette March 2, 2019
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The act of putting baguettes on every table you see.
Person a: “what are you doing

Person b: im baguetting

Person A: what is baguetting?

Person b: it’s just putting baguettes on every table I see
by It’smeyourfavouriteperson August 30, 2022
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1)Someone who is really nice and compassionate to others. 2) a Group of friends who really vibe together and feel each other.
eg. Delilah is so sweet she's such a baguete uwu.

OMG I love you guys y'all are such baguetes.
by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020
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