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baguetteo
Cracker: Hello, what brings you here baguetteo
Frenchy: Shut the fuck up, Honky!
Cracker: I'm not a honky!
Frenchy: Then shut it, whitey!!
Frenchy: Shut the fuck up, Honky!
Cracker: I'm not a honky!
Frenchy: Then shut it, whitey!!
baguetteo by KillYourselfKYS June 6, 2023
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baguetti
My girlfriend and I could not decide whether we wanted French or Italian cuisine, so we compromised by making baguetti.
Buguette
A specific term for software/video game that is buggy and/or unstable and in coincidence also french.
Person 1: God dammit, UBI servers are down again
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Classic Buguette software
Person 1: Yeah
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Why tf are you called Person 1
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Classic Buguette software
Person 1: Yeah
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Why tf are you called Person 1
Buguette by Gottchabeach April 19, 2023
blows your baguette
1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."
blows your baguette by pathetic_oatmeal April 22, 2020
bagetteam
A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022
Le Baguette
Le Baguette by PussySlayerXXX6969 May 19, 2016
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