Bjoink

A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)

What the Bjoink?

by Bjoink September 11, 2009

bjoink

putting your balls in someone/somethings nose.

"Haha I just bjoinked that squirrel."

by dielon January 6, 2008

Bjoink

The word used to describe the noise a guys willy makes when he gets excited.

"What's that noise?"
"Oh, that's just wilbert going Bjoink."

by The Flying Zasmine March 5, 2017

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017

Boinkle

the Mojo that gives you the power to live in the moment.

the essence of possitivity, love, trust and self-confidence

It gives the carrier 100% positive attitude, courage, enthusiasm and courage but most importantly the power to change the world.

its a boinkle
Its a what?
its a boinkle!
OH, its a boinkle!!

by Fluffy Bubble Hiney July 4, 2010

Bwoink

Spaceman's worst nightmare. The sound of despair and doom. "why did you kill the clown?"

He got bwoinked for maxcapping the blob

by spessman101 January 20, 2021

bjöing

Used to define the sound of a Swedish spring when it is undergoing springification

Person 1: swedish springs be like
Person 2: bjöing

by Javanico March 17, 2021