Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked
ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED
by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019
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To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck
I boinked your mother.
by bubbabrown123 January 31, 2006
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Another way to iterate the way in which you got ran over by a car
The lady was in such a rush that she left her passenger side door open, and boinked a kid on the way out of her parking spot.
by Savage Sandy October 26, 2018
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You've been fucked
Your friend punching you in lava and you lose your diamonds.
Your friend, "Oh God, you've been boinked
by ThatUnoDude March 10, 2020
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