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Another name for a man's penis and or erection.
Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey man, do you see what I see?
Bro 2: Yes, I see what you see!
Bro 3: Dude, that girl gave me a total boinker.

Exampe 2:
Guy get's hit in the dick.
Guy: Awh man, that one hit me right in the boinker.
Boinker by canadaboy May 20, 2010
Boinker ; a fart with some bounce to it.
Boinkered; past tense
OMG! What a fuck'n boinker dude!
Man, when she boinkered the whole bar ran outside!
Boinker by UfaPapa007 September 27, 2014
Someone of the straight community that either hangs around with all the LGBT or acts LGBT. They are not homosexual but everyone thinks they are OR they are not gay but all their friends are.
EX 1.

Owen- Let's hang with Erin today! She's totally fab!
Charlie- Yeah, she is such a boinker it's great!!!

EX 2.
Erin- Who's the new guy? He's pretty cute!
Mike- I don't know but I think he's gay...
Erin- Nah I heard he's just a boinker.
Mike- Oh...that explains it.
Boinker by i ate your face (: August 25, 2010
someone who is sexually attracted to pigs
Boinker: I would love it if you hired me to work on your farm.
Farmer: You aint a boinker, are ya?
Boinker by im in champain April 27, 2020
People who dont take covid seriously and have no moral compass. They might be a bit funny but do not be fooled
This boinker gave me long covid and blamed it on my beet juice
Boinker by anonymous November 23, 2021

boinker's remorse 

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)
Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.
boinker's remorse by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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