Boinker

A boner.

Somthing You boink a FEMALE with

by DLL November 19, 2003

Boinker

Another name for a man's penis and or erection.

Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey man, do you see what I see?
Bro 2: Yes, I see what you see!
Bro 3: Dude, that girl gave me a total boinker.

Exampe 2:
Guy get's hit in the dick.
Guy: Awh man, that one hit me right in the boinker.

by canadaboy May 20, 2010

Boinker

Boinker ; a fart with some bounce to it.
Boinkered; past tense

OMG! What a fuck'n boinker dude!
Man, when she boinkered the whole bar ran outside!

by UfaPapa007 September 27, 2014

Boinker

Someone of the straight community that either hangs around with all the LGBT or acts LGBT. They are not homosexual but everyone thinks they are OR they are not gay but all their friends are.

EX 1.

Owen- Let's hang with Erin today! She's totally fab!
Charlie- Yeah, she is such a boinker it's great!!!

EX 2.
Erin- Who's the new guy? He's pretty cute!
Mike- I don't know but I think he's gay...
Erin- Nah I heard he's just a boinker.
Mike- Oh...that explains it.

by i ate your face (: August 25, 2010

Boinker

someone who is sexually attracted to pigs

Boinker: I would love it if you hired me to work on your farm.
Farmer: You aint a boinker, are ya?

by im in champain April 27, 2020

Boinker

People who dont take covid seriously and have no moral compass. They might be a bit funny but do not be fooled

This boinker gave me long covid and blamed it on my beet juice

by anonymous November 23, 2021

boinker's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009