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bjonk by Dedatedwam February 28, 2021
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bjönk Bjonkoingulus Bjonkies bonk bonkers BJORK Blonks bonka blonky BONKED
bJonk is another word used for “bonk” the act of hitting or smacking someone over the head with or without an object.

The “J” in bJonk is supposed to be a voice crack in the middle of the word- meant to put a light hearted tone to the violent word.
P1: “You SIMP! Off to horny jail you go!”

P2: “NO- don’t bJonk me!”

P1: “bjOnk”
bJonk by hOakypOaky October 16, 2021

bitches be bonkers 

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018
A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)
What the Bjoink?
Bjoink by Bjoink September 11, 2009

bonk machine 

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence
“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”
bonk machine by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

bonkathon 

an extended period of sexual acivity, usually illicit, or an extended episode of intercourse, lasting over several days
Man, I heard they had a bonkathon at the coast last month
bonkathon by Borgia Buddy May 26, 2006