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A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)
What the Bjoink?
Bjoink by Bjoink September 11, 2009
Words you can keep
putting your balls in someone/somethings nose.
"Haha I just bjoinked that squirrel."
bjoink by dielon January 6, 2008
Related Words
bjoink boink Bloinkiss boinking Boinky Boinker boinked bloink bjönk Bloinking
The word used to describe the noise a guys willy makes when he gets excited.
"What's that noise?"
"Oh, that's just wilbert going Bjoink."
Bjoink by The Flying Zasmine March 5, 2017

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017
the Mojo that gives you the power to live in the moment.

the essence of possitivity, love, trust and self-confidence

It gives the carrier 100% positive attitude, courage, enthusiasm and courage but most importantly the power to change the world.
its a boinkle
Its a what?
its a boinkle!
OH, its a boinkle!!
Spaceman's worst nightmare. The sound of despair and doom. "why did you kill the clown?"
He got bwoinked for maxcapping the blob
Bwoink by spessman101 January 20, 2021
Used to define the sound of a Swedish spring when it is undergoing springification
Person 1: swedish springs be like
Person 2: bjöing
bjöing by Javanico March 17, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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