Bjoink

A word that means anything, everything, and absolutely nothing. Much akin to the word Smurf (see definition 2)
What the Bjoink?
by Bjoink September 11, 2009
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bjoink

putting your balls in someone/somethings nose.
"Haha I just bjoinked that squirrel."
by dielon January 06, 2008
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Bjoink

The word used to describe the noise a guys willy makes when he gets excited.
"What's that noise?"
"Oh, that's just wilbert going Bjoink."
by The Flying Zasmine March 05, 2017
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