by Cancer noodle January 25, 2021
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A long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a B. This lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a 'simple' question, or explanation. The person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.
Ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be classified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter B.
A long-winded lecture by anyone whose name starts with a B. This lecture will usually start off with the intent of answering a 'simple' question, or explanation. The person on the receiving end is usually a captive listener either talking to their boss, parent, or other authority figure.
Ironically, as long-winded as this definition is it also can be classified as a blecture if the person publishing it had a name starting with the letter B.
Mark: Hey Tom, where have you been?
Tom: My boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company's plan is for the new fiscal year when I just asked about our next meeting.
Mark: Sounds like you've experienced your first blecture
Tom: My boss just spent the last three hours explaining what our company's plan is for the new fiscal year when I just asked about our next meeting.
Mark: Sounds like you've experienced your first blecture
by Dickarmy May 31, 2010
Get the Blecture mug.A Brexit voter who takes his wealth and business to mainland Europe after the Brexit referendum, (the least offensive of a selection).
by Josey Wales123 August 9, 2018
Get the Brectum mug.when everyone in one given group of people is dating or hooking up with exactly one person in another given group of people, and vice versa. in principle this is an analogue to a love triangle (whose terminology is mathematically incorrect)
Roommate 1: I noticed you never came home last night..
Roommate 2: Yeah I hooked up with this girl. Her roommate's hot too.
Roommate 1: Oh shit.. did you try to have a threesome?
Roommate 2: Hell no, I'm gonna introduce her roommate to you, then we can have a love bijection!
Roommate 2: Yeah I hooked up with this girl. Her roommate's hot too.
Roommate 1: Oh shit.. did you try to have a threesome?
Roommate 2: Hell no, I'm gonna introduce her roommate to you, then we can have a love bijection!
by fareastside March 1, 2010
Get the love bijection mug.Noun, English slang: means a person who is being a complete fucking arsehole about Brexit.
Often seen on social media, gloating about 'are country back' to middle ages.
Farage is the mother of all brectums.
Brectum Broadcast Corporation very often broadcasts famous brectums like Farage and Mogg.
synonyms: gammon, brextremist, brexshitter, quitling, leaver.
Often seen on social media, gloating about 'are country back' to middle ages.
Farage is the mother of all brectums.
Brectum Broadcast Corporation very often broadcasts famous brectums like Farage and Mogg.
synonyms: gammon, brextremist, brexshitter, quitling, leaver.
You're such a brectum mate.
Have you seen Farage the arch-brectum on Brexit Broadcast Corporation again? What a gammon. The stupid quitlings believe everything that comes from his brectum.
Have you seen Farage the arch-brectum on Brexit Broadcast Corporation again? What a gammon. The stupid quitlings believe everything that comes from his brectum.
by Val665 September 13, 2018
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Get the Jerome Becton mug.After it's release on October 20th, the word 'BECT' has taken full circulation. First introduced by the Buffalo Mock Trial team captains, it's been incorporated nationwide by all mock trial teams who desire victory.
At the moment, there word may be used in two different forms. It may be used as a verb (note that when using 'BECT' as a verb, it must be in a sentence that praises Buffalo Mock Trial; see example below) or a noun.
When used as a verb, BECT means to be awesome and win (that's why it's only allowed to be used with Buffalo Mock Trial).
On the other hand, when acting as a noun BECT represents an acronym for successfully portraying a mock trial witness. The elements it includes include, but is not limited to, the following: believability, evasiveness, credibility, and trustworthiness.
Please note that the word BECT must be written with capital letters only. No exceptions.
The reason behind this is that we respect acronyms; we love them. We realize that writing out period after period can be tedious, so with the modern invention of the 'Caps Lock' button on your computer we feel as if it's a sign of respect to use it when using BECT.
However, if you are feeling extra respectful today please don't hesitate to use the periods.
At the moment, there word may be used in two different forms. It may be used as a verb (note that when using 'BECT' as a verb, it must be in a sentence that praises Buffalo Mock Trial; see example below) or a noun.
When used as a verb, BECT means to be awesome and win (that's why it's only allowed to be used with Buffalo Mock Trial).
On the other hand, when acting as a noun BECT represents an acronym for successfully portraying a mock trial witness. The elements it includes include, but is not limited to, the following: believability, evasiveness, credibility, and trustworthiness.
Please note that the word BECT must be written with capital letters only. No exceptions.
The reason behind this is that we respect acronyms; we love them. We realize that writing out period after period can be tedious, so with the modern invention of the 'Caps Lock' button on your computer we feel as if it's a sign of respect to use it when using BECT.
However, if you are feeling extra respectful today please don't hesitate to use the periods.
Example One:
Man, I wish I was as BECT as Buffalo Mock Trial.
Example Two:
Witness: Hey man, guess what?
Attorney: What?
Witness: I'm going to use the BECT method in the next trial!
Attorney: Sweet! We'll be like Buffalo and win!
Man, I wish I was as BECT as Buffalo Mock Trial.
Example Two:
Witness: Hey man, guess what?
Attorney: What?
Witness: I'm going to use the BECT method in the next trial!
Attorney: Sweet! We'll be like Buffalo and win!
by Hoptkins October 19, 2009
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