when your bro is to over protective and acts like your mother keeping you from doing shit, when this happens don't blame your bro this just means yo bro broves u, (loves you)
bro1: dude don't call me tonight my G.F is coming over if you know what i mean.
bro2: no no no sex u want no babies wat if yo G.F has an S.T.I wat u do den, when yo junk is fucked up and looks like a potato wat yo do den.
bro1: yo be brotective man
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!