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bijection 

when you get noooooo bitches, that's called rejection.

so you turn bisexual... but you still aint pullin?

call that a bijection
Damn did you hear about Eissa? Turns out he's a bijection.

Damn what an L + bozo + ratio
bijection by madaret January 25, 2022
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love bijection 

when everyone in one given group of people is dating or hooking up with exactly one person in another given group of people, and vice versa. in principle this is an analogue to a love triangle (whose terminology is mathematically incorrect)
Roommate 1: I noticed you never came home last night..
Roommate 2: Yeah I hooked up with this girl. Her roommate's hot too.
Roommate 1: Oh shit.. did you try to have a threesome?
Roommate 2: Hell no, I'm gonna introduce her roommate to you, then we can have a love bijection!
love bijection by fareastside March 1, 2010

Brojection

n. To reject a girl who is hitting on you that previously went out with one of your bros.
guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"
Brojection by jfoe November 30, 2010

bisectional 

Belonging to multiple sections of a high school band. Generally applies to band geeks.
1: "Woah, who's that guy?"
2: "Oh him? He plays the trumpet...and the sax...and the tuba."
1: "Wow!"
2: "Yeah, he's a bisectional horn star."
bisectional by proudbandgeek December 13, 2006

bisectional 

Being in two sections of the band. Implies the being at least somewhat of a band geek.
Does not apply to playing two types of sax, or two types of lower brass or two types of upper brass (except French horns)
Often used in reference to double reed players who cannot march with a double reed, so use their original instrument for marching band.
I'm bisectional, I play flute and oboe, in band.
bisectional by God himself January 28, 2005

bisection 

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process.

and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalovania that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle in such a way that is forbidden in the realm of the quantum physics in the bisectional world.

this is due to the fact that we are used to using antidisestablishmentarianism in our daily lives of the quantum realm it enhances the probing programic chip and that interludes in lackadaisical fashion which is unpracticed as it doesn't heat up the communism
so when doing this process you must be sure to not ever mess it up
the bisection is the only way to describe how you feel about somebody in their bisectional world of the bisectors in the world of the antidisestablishmentarianism lackadaisical pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
bisection by unsectable November 23, 2019

belectioner 

Someone who loves both One Direction and Just Bieber.
OMG, I'm such a belectioner!
belectioner by Ninja belectioner March 19, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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