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Noun, English slang: means a person who is being a complete fucking arsehole about Brexit.
Often seen on social media, gloating about 'are country back' to middle ages.

Farage is the mother of all brectums.

Brectum Broadcast Corporation very often broadcasts famous brectums like Farage and Mogg.

synonyms: gammon, brextremist, brexshitter, quitling, leaver.
You're such a brectum mate.

Have you seen Farage the arch-brectum on Brexit Broadcast Corporation again? What a gammon. The stupid quitlings believe everything that comes from his brectum.
Brectum by Val665 September 13, 2018
Related Words
Brectum- Brectum is the sensation of having your rectum burn.
"That blue angel gave me brectum." "I shouldn't of ate that Indian food, it gave me brectum". "brectum damn near killed him".
brectum by Napoleon420 January 29, 2015

Brettums 

A very excellent boyfriend, who is perfect and amazing.

Can also be used to describe someone who has a quality similar to a baby panda.
I love my boyfriend. He's my Brettums!

Or: Aww, that teddy bear is so cute. It's like brettums!
Brettums by Laura-Bear June 21, 2007
A sack-like devise used to keep beer cool similiar to what a scrotum does for your testis.
Ted: That sack of ice and beer looks like a scotum!
Chan: Not scrotum, brewtum!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026