Brectum 

A Brexit voter who takes his wealth and business to mainland Europe after the Brexit referendum, (the least offensive of a selection).

Old Jacob's a real Fuckin Brectum.

Brectum by Josey Wales123 August 9, 2018

Brectum 

Noun, English slang: means a person who is being a complete fucking arsehole about Brexit.
Often seen on social media, gloating about 'are country back' to middle ages.

Farage is the mother of all brectums.

Brectum Broadcast Corporation very often broadcasts famous brectums like Farage and Mogg.

synonyms: gammon, brextremist, brexshitter, quitling, leaver.

You're such a brectum mate.

Have you seen Farage the arch-brectum on Brexit Broadcast Corporation again? What a gammon. The stupid quitlings believe everything that comes from his brectum.

Brectum by Val665 September 13, 2018

brectum 

Brectum- Brectum is the sensation of having your rectum burn.

"That blue angel gave me brectum." "I shouldn't of ate that Indian food, it gave me brectum". "brectum damn near killed him".

brectum by Napoleon420 January 29, 2015

Brettums 

A very excellent boyfriend, who is perfect and amazing.

Can also be used to describe someone who has a quality similar to a baby panda.

I love my boyfriend. He's my Brettums!

Or: Aww, that teddy bear is so cute. It's like brettums!

Brettums by Laura-Bear June 21, 2007

brewtum

A sack-like devise used to keep beer cool similiar to what a scrotum does for your testis.

Ted: That sack of ice and beer looks like a scotum!
Chan: Not scrotum, brewtum!

brewtum by Bang Bang Nick Lange July 30, 2008