A person who displays erratic, unpredictable, socially awkward behavior. You know that guy that gets drunk and makes the whole crowd feel uncomfortable? You have no idea what he's gonna say, but you stick around because you're half curious, half mortified how peoplewill react.
Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.
A "Bizzaro" at the lunch table at his corporate job: "Hey do you know what the Japanese do with erections?"
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)
A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.
That old bizzard is drinking in the sun all day and shouting swears at the kids from her porch.
Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late
Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!