Bizzard

A holy man of God!

Bizzard is righteous

by No way 56890 April 20, 2020

Bizzard

A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.

That old bizzard is drinking in the sun all day and shouting swears at the kids from her porch.

by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009

bizzard

Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late

Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)

by Annie Potts July 24, 2006

bizzard

Basically, a bitch, biotch, biznotch, bizotch, etc.

That stupid bizzard got me all confused.

by Lorraine February 23, 2004

Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

bizaardvark

a funny show on disney that is very overhated and deserves more love. stan frankie wong.

i just started watching bizaardvark! my favorite character is frankie wong.

by olivisonrights May 9, 2020

Stanky Blizzard

The stanky blizzard is a dangerous, yet rewarding sexual position. To perform a "stanky blizzard", all you need is a woman and a kilo of cocaine. Pour the coke into your partner's vagina, and then have her queef it out forcefully in your general direction. The resulting cloud of cocaine will resemble a small blizzard. Inhale as much of it as you can before it settles. Repeat if the desired effect has not been reached.

I had an extra kilo of coke laying around so I gave that bitch a stanky blizzard.

by wtf69gfxs July 13, 2012