Bizzario

When a homosexual man finds a situation confusing / surprising

"Mark screaming hazario just spunked all over Kevin's back and it smells of vagina how bizzario"

"This morning I woke up with 6 unconscious Chinese boys in my bed I couldn't believe how bizzario it was"

by Makkaaappakka August 21, 2013

Francisco Bizzaro

A phrase used to describe something that is very strange.

"Wow, that sculpture is Francisco Bizzaro!"

by LBow January 13, 2010

Bizzaro

A person who displays erratic, unpredictable, socially awkward behavior. You know that guy that gets drunk and makes the whole crowd feel uncomfortable? You have no idea what he's gonna say, but you stick around because you're half curious, half mortified how people will react.

Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.

A "Bizzaro" at the lunch table at his corporate job: "Hey do you know what the Japanese do with erections?"
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)

by jaymongrel April 3, 2011

bizzaro

Formal name of the imperfect clone of Superman in various storylines. Evolved into a prefix used when describing any creature made in this process.

Oh, no! Bizarro is wrecking the Daily Planet. No, wait, that is only Bizarro-Supergirl.

by Guy Luthor July 27, 2004

bizzarity

A trait that leads others to believe that one is bizzare. Coined by the original Infusion, Kelly Collins.

"The way she eats that corn, now that's a bizzarity." "Infusion has many bizzarities."

by spiink May 7, 2003

Bizzaro Cassanova

The guy in your office who spends endless wasted minutes talking to all of his female co- workers who are obviously way out of his league.

That Bizzaro Cassanova thinks his awful game is going to get him a date with Sally this weekend.

by CrazyMatt August 25, 2013

Bizzarro Land

A place where everything is weird and crazy. Up is down, down is up. Nothing makes sense and everyone actually likes Americans.. Kinda like San Diego (which is French for a whales vagina)

Bendy: "I think the Cowboys will win a game this season.."
Turvs: "Yeh, right, maybe in Bizzarro Land!"

by Turvism January 17, 2008