bizzarod 

(noun) Nearly identical, but otherwise a complete opposite of another noun. Some bizzarods may be equally neutral while some may be perceived as a negative version. A bizzarod mirror would show your image, but the image would be right to left instead of left to right, such as the way others see you when they face you.

I met my bizzarod out at my club last night! He was dull as cardboard, covered in old school denim, penniless, and STILL had the ladies falling all over him, like he was me!?!

bizzarod by Jastory June 1, 2018

Francisco Bizzaro 

A phrase used to describe something that is very strange.

"Wow, that sculpture is Francisco Bizzaro!"

Francisco Bizzaro by LBow January 13, 2010

Bizzaro

A person who displays erratic, unpredictable, socially awkward behavior. You know that guy that gets drunk and makes the whole crowd feel uncomfortable? You have no idea what he's gonna say, but you stick around because you're half curious, half mortified how people will react.

Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.

A "Bizzaro" at the lunch table at his corporate job: "Hey do you know what the Japanese do with erections?"
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)

Bizzaro by jaymongrel April 3, 2011

Bizzard 

A holy man of God!

Bizzard is righteous

Bizzard by No way 56890 April 20, 2020

Bizzard 

A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.

That old bizzard is drinking in the sun all day and shouting swears at the kids from her porch.

Bizzard by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009

bizzard 

Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late

Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)

bizzard by Annie Potts July 24, 2006

bizzaro

Formal name of the imperfect clone of Superman in various storylines. Evolved into a prefix used when describing any creature made in this process.

Oh, no! Bizarro is wrecking the Daily Planet. No, wait, that is only Bizarro-Supergirl.

bizzaro by Guy Luthor July 27, 2004