(noun) Nearly identical, but otherwise a complete opposite of another noun. Some bizzarods may be equally neutral while some may be perceived as a negative version. A bizzarod mirror would show your image, but the image would be right to left instead of left to right, such as the way others see you when they face you.
I met my bizzarod out at my club last night! He was dull as cardboard, covered in old school denim, penniless, and STILL had the ladies falling all over him, like he was me!?!
by Jastory June 1, 2018
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Get the Francisco Bizzaro mug.A person who displays erratic, unpredictable, socially awkward behavior. You know that guy that gets drunk and makes the whole crowd feel uncomfortable? You have no idea what he's gonna say, but you stick around because you're half curious, half mortified how people will react.
Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.
Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.
A "Bizzaro" at the lunch table at his corporate job: "Hey do you know what the Japanese do with erections?"
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)
by jaymongrel April 3, 2011
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A bitch lizard. An older woman with leathery skin from over exposure to the sun, usually while drunk. May be seen on a boat, floating down the river on an inner tube, at swap meets, the state fair, at various music festivals and buying more white wine or bud light at the corner store.
by OldMetalHeart August 26, 2009
Get the Bizzard mug.Person (usually female) in the twilight of youth. Showing signs of aging on account of enjoying a drop of the alcohol and staying out too late
Look at that old Bizzard in the corner (drunk, tired and probably emotional)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)
Happy birthday you old Bizzard (to friend celebrating not youthful birthday)
by Annie Potts July 24, 2006
Get the bizzard mug.Formal name of the imperfect clone of Superman in various storylines. Evolved into a prefix used when describing any creature made in this process.
by Guy Luthor July 27, 2004
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