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A person who displays erratic, unpredictable, socially awkward behavior. You know that guy that gets drunk and makes the whole crowd feel uncomfortable? You have no idea what he's gonna say, but you stick around because you're half curious, half mortified how people will react.

Inspired by Bizarro-superman's Bizarro-world, but spelled differently due to represent that special someone who is always operating in a different dimension.
A "Bizzaro" at the lunch table at his corporate job: "Hey do you know what the Japanese do with erections?"
Persons B,C,D: "..." (uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro: "They vote, just like us!"
Person B: (looks down at his napkin)
Person C: (fidgets uncomfortably)
Person D: ".....OOH KAY...." (more uncomfortable silence)
Bizzaro by jaymongrel April 3, 2011
Words you can keep
Formal name of the imperfect clone of Superman in various storylines. Evolved into a prefix used when describing any creature made in this process.
Oh, no! Bizarro is wrecking the Daily Planet. No, wait, that is only Bizarro-Supergirl.
bizzaro by Guy Luthor July 27, 2004
When someone is the complete opposite of you but the same in some strange way.
To people may look the same, but have nothing and common and hate each other.
bizzaro by Anonymous October 9, 2003
When something doesn't make any sense, or you start shouting it for no reason because you're just feeling bizarro
"Yo check out my new decks! I fry eggs on them!"
"Bizzaro! Let me cut off your penis!"
bizzaro by Megatron August 6, 2003

Bizzaro Cassanova 

The guy in your office who spends endless wasted minutes talking to all of his female co- workers who are obviously way out of his league.
That Bizzaro Cassanova thinks his awful game is going to get him a date with Sally this weekend.
Bizzaro Cassanova by CrazyMatt August 25, 2013

Bizzaro Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary's evil nemesis. Believed to have telekinetic powers, and a fetish for keyboards.
ZOMG Urban Dictionary, and Bizzaro Urban Dictionary are haveing teh epic battle!!!one!eleven!
Bizzaro Urban Dictionary by Hawx918 December 15, 2008

Bizzaro Hunter 

Bizzaro Hunter is a member of MHX. He joined sometime around September of 2002, and has thrown in the towel several times before being outright removed. Bizzaro has bullshit his way through the ranks of MHX and is a Nightmare Reaver, in his wet dreams. He is Overlord of Graal Online, a game known to most as the most disgusting pile of dung held on the internet and seems to think people care. Bizzaro has hopes of some day becoming a Blood Reaver, and thusly a Phantom Reaver, though it will never happen because he's a narcissistic little douche. He loves himself, and would make up any excuse as to why someone should take a bullet for him. See also drama whore.
I respect Bizzaro Hunter, because I AM Bizzaro Hunter.
Bizzaro Hunter by Bizzaro Hunduhhhrrr September 16, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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