sculpture

a perfectly statuesque girl that needs to be described as a sculpture, as there is no other word that does her justice. Beautiful does not come close. It's as if every angle of her body and face has been chiseled to perfection like a sculpture.

Q. Would you describe her as "on fire"?

A. That doesn't even do her justice man...she's a sculpture.

sculpture by who f-ing knows August 28, 2006

turd sculpture 

The refined person’s way of referring to taking a shit.

Excuse me, my dear friend, I must leave for awhile so that I might work on a most collectible turd sculpture.

turd sculpture by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

glass sculpture 

a bong or a piece. mainly used for cannabis consumption.

"my, what a fine glass sculpture you've got there!"

glass sculpture by maaaarshuuuuh October 28, 2008

Groan sculpture 

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

Groan sculpture by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

Grunt Sculpture 

Another way of saying feces

Man, after all that Mexican food, I fashioned quite a grunt sculpture.

Grunt Sculpture by Turdd September 5, 2007

butter sculpture 

A person, usually male, of conservative political orientation (regardless of how he describes himself), who is quick to be offended by social practices, arguments or policies which he (usually it's a he) imagines are "socialism", "cultural marxism" or "political correctness". The butter sculpture tends toward a greasy pallor, is prone to rancidity, and (to judge by his typical behavior) is vulnerable to "contamination" through contact with those he regards as economically or racially unclean. Progressives regard the "butter sculpture" with the same disdain as conservatives

"That guy was just ranting about how "The Last Jedi" ruined Star Wars by turning it into cultural Marxist propaganda. What a butter sculpture."

"FFS, you pulled your kid out of class simply because you heard the teacher was going to discuss trans women. Now you have the gall to call call me a "snowflake" for insisting on a more balanced (rather than heroic) portrayal of John A. MacDonald. You pathetic butter sculpture".

"You're outraged that Alex Jones was kicked off Twitter, but you're offended by a the idea of affordable rental housing on your residential street. What a butter sculpture."

butter sculpture by Danforthist March 1, 2019

data sculpture 

Presentation of selected information in multiple dimensions through various media.

The essay, and the short film that follows, will present a data sculpture of all known and some imaginary discourses on human potential.

data sculpture by EdlerGraf May 14, 2017