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bitchsis 

female version of bromate describing an intimate relationship between two girls, who are not related by blood. they are known for whining excessively. any divisions between sisterhood and sisterchicks.
after hours of discussion the two bitchsis' came quickly to the agreement that micheal was an asshole

"yo BFF"
"yo bitchsis!"
bitchsis by bitchsis4life May 17, 2010
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bitchpissed 

When someone (usually male) is so pissed and angry that he can be compared to that of when a girl is angry during that time of the month (that being her menstrual cycle) leading them to do stupid things and becoming a douchebag and so forth.
After Miles was fired from his job he became so bitchpissed that he kicked his manager in the head and lit his car on fire.
bitchpissed by Vince Mar!? December 14, 2008
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bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

bitchish 

the "language" used to talk or bitch behind a friends back without them hearing the conversation.

it can often be used as an insult to a person who constantly bitchs about people.
"we best speak bitchish or she will hear us"

"yo why are you speaking bitchish about me"

"all he ever does is bitch about people, what is he bitchish"
bitchish by its free April 21, 2010

bitchism 

bitch . ism
a. having or possesing bitch like qualities.
b. the utter example of a bitch
c. michael rozkin
d. bitchism. also a religion started and practiced by michael rozkin aka the bitch of all bitches
e. when bitch shit comes out your mouth, you are now a bitch, and performs bitchism on the daily.

Origin: russia/san bruno, short people with big ears that are always russian but manage to go slow
use in a sentence:
a. Bitchism comes out your mouth!
b. michael rozkin has inflicted the world with a disease that has been named bitchism.
bitchism by don skrilly and T August 24, 2007

Bitchism 

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against Female Dogs that have sagging breasts after giving birth to one or more litter(s). The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism can be based on: (1) The belief that spayed Female Dogs , or Female Dogs with little or no breasts, are superior, or (2) Ignorance of the fact that sagging breasts are quite common for Female Dogs that have had one or more liters of puppies, and/or (3) Being a shallow, superficial human (dog lover or not).
Human 1: I can't stand being in the dog park when that dog is! I mean, like, look at the utters on that Bitch (Female Dog).

Human 2: Hating on a dog for having a litter of puppies is total Bitchism, you shallow Bitch.
Bitchism by GC Dudeist March 14, 2019
A term used to define an activity involving women. (bitches).
Someone once said,"Man, I have a lunch date tomorrow with a girl."
To which someone else replied, "Bitchwise, I don't like doing anything during the day. Hoes are less likely to put out then."
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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