A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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Joe: Dude you look like you got caught in a hurricane! What happened?
Bill: I just got back from seeing my bitchstress...
Joe: Woah you have one of those? I thought they were myth, you're a real glutton for punishment aren't you?
Bill: yeaah...
Bill: I just got back from seeing my bitchstress...
Joe: Woah you have one of those? I thought they were myth, you're a real glutton for punishment aren't you?
Bill: yeaah...
by Young Thunder October 7, 2008
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