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bitchpissed 

When someone (usually male) is so pissed and angry that he can be compared to that of when a girl is angry during that time of the month (that being her menstrual cycle) leading them to do stupid things and becoming a douchebag and so forth.
After Miles was fired from his job he became so bitchpissed that he kicked his manager in the head and lit his car on fire.
bitchpissed by Vince Mar!? December 14, 2008

Bitchduck 

Bitch duck is a cartoon character Peter Griffin from the television program Family Guy created for his show "Handiquacks". She likes to have no fun, and ruins others fun.
That girl is always ruining our fun, what a bitchduck.
Bitchduck by elliethebitchduck July 11, 2010

bitchpitcher 

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
bitchpitcher by Taykit February 10, 2019

Constructive Bitchicism 

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
Constructive Bitchicism by Chario September 3, 2012

Bitchcicle

That bitchcicle just cut me off!
Bitchcicle by kobs22 December 10, 2009

bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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