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bitchismo 

The ideology that one has the right to dominate and manipulate their partner with tears, anger, drama and/or douchieness. Whatever works to get the desired results by flexing ones bitch as opposed to flexing ones machismo.
When you feel like you're an asshole, but you're really not, you may have been victimized by the ancient art of bitchismo.
bitchismo by NOOGS October 14, 2011
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Bitchassmotherfucker 

Someone that you are not speaking highly of at the moment.
That dude slept with my girlfriend.

Reply; What a Bitchassmotherfucker.

Bitchmoji 

Similar to Bitmoji, bitchmoji’s are those bitches who don’t share their location with you on snapmaps but expect you to share your location with them
Fuck my roommate is a bitchmoji, she asked why I turned my snapmaps off but she’s had her location hidden since she started fucking that cunt down the road.

Bitchigo 

A freaking BITCH, she loves Hiro but Hiro already has eyes for 02 and she knows this. Gets confessed to by Goro (best bro btw) and brushes it off and later goes on to confess to Hiro and KISS HIM right in front of GoBro...
Wow, what a freaking Bitchigo!
Bitchigo by angeryNerd June 1, 2018

Bitchmoan 

an abbreviated term substituted for "bitching and moaning."
Bitching and moaning is a colloquialism for constant complaining.
I'm tired of listening to your bitchmoan.
Why does he/she have to bitchmoan so much?
Bitchmoan by Crazy A. November 1, 2009

bitchinoutter 

Wow, she said she would hang out and get fucked up, but now she's with me she's being a bitchinoutter.
bitchinoutter by psyzzzz May 12, 2010

Bitchimus Prime 

- noun
1.
the head or leader of an organized body of bitches

2.
the head or ruler of a tribe or clan of bitches

3.
Informal. boss or leader of bitches
(1)
Guy 1: See that girl in the middle of the group. She's Fine!
Guy 2: Oh-No. Don't go there. She's Bitchimus Prime

(2)
We'll have to talk to Bitchimus Prime about this.
Bitchimus Prime by Grenadier92 April 15, 2011
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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