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bitchsitter 

A person who comes over to be with your wife (usually another bitch) to keep her from whining and complaining while you go out with the guys.
Hey man, do you want to go with us to Hooters and then over to the new club?

Absolutely! I just need to get a bitchsitter.
bitchsitter by onehandcrabbing December 14, 2013
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Bitchsitter 

The guy that the other guys leave with the wives and girlfriends. He tends to the bitches while the men are away.
This weekend is the guys big fishing trip, but the girls will be in good hands with the usual bitchsitter, Javen.
Bitchsitter by Cryptolene May 16, 2025

Bitchster 

Your Bitch of a Sister
"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."
Bitchster by Ggbeltram March 31, 2008

Bitchster - in - law 

A sister - in -law that is a bitch
Dude, my bitchster - in - law is coming to visit, can I stay at your place?
Bitchster - in - law by Hoody1967 January 20, 2009

bitchster 

"when it comes to hipsters; I'm a complete bitchster... I want to throw all their mismatched tea cups at them!"
bitchster by bitchster1 August 24, 2011

Bitchsplitter 

1. Another Euphemism for a Man's Penis.
2. Any Penis of Considerable Girth.
Spread those legs, here comes my bitchsplitter.

bitchster 

A male bitch. Someone who, if you killed, they would die slowly and painfully as you laughed at them. See asshole, fucker, bitch, or prick.
Hey, did you see that guy? We're @ 80 on the freeway and he cuts in front of us and starts going 40. What a bitchster.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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