bitchish 

the "language" used to talk or bitch behind a friends back without them hearing the conversation.

it can often be used as an insult to a person who constantly bitchs about people.

"we best speak bitchish or she will hear us"

"yo why are you speaking bitchish about me"

"all he ever does is bitch about people, what is he bitchish"

bitchish by its free April 21, 2010

bitchshank 

a cross country flight by a california gurl with the intent of causing bodily harm to a homewrecking ginger

WOW MIRANDA JUST BITCHSHANKED THE HELL OUT OF LUKAS

bitchshank by mastercreeper101 October 12, 2010

bitchicho 

a crazy b*tch
you can only call a friend a bitchicho

hey bitchicho!!

bitchicho by your bestie🙈 April 16, 2021

bitchism 

bitch . ism
a. having or possesing bitch like qualities.
b. the utter example of a bitch
c. michael rozkin
d. bitchism. also a religion started and practiced by michael rozkin aka the bitch of all bitches
e. when bitch shit comes out your mouth, you are now a bitch, and performs bitchism on the daily.

Origin: russia/san bruno, short people with big ears that are always russian but manage to go slow

use in a sentence:
a. Bitchism comes out your mouth!
b. michael rozkin has inflicted the world with a disease that has been named bitchism.

bitchism by don skrilly and T August 24, 2007

Bitchnshit 

1) Someone who is more than just a bitch. Therefore, a bitchnshit.

2) Adding " n shit" to emphasise how much of a bitch someone is.

3) Usually used when attempting catch someone off guard by calling them a "bitchnshit".

eg) "hey Ryan, i heard something about you the other day"

"what"

"I heard your a....Bitchnshitttt!"


eg) "Wow, your such a fuckin bitchnshit!"

Bitchnshit by NWSS March 17, 2009

Bitchism 

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against Female Dogs that have sagging breasts after giving birth to one or more litter(s). The prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism can be based on: (1) The belief that spayed Female Dogs , or Female Dogs with little or no breasts, are superior, or (2) Ignorance of the fact that sagging breasts are quite common for Female Dogs that have had one or more liters of puppies, and/or (3) Being a shallow, superficial human (dog lover or not).

Human 1: I can't stand being in the dog park when that dog is! I mean, like, look at the utters on that Bitch (Female Dog).

Human 2: Hating on a dog for having a litter of puppies is total Bitchism, you shallow Bitch.

Bitchism by GC Dudeist March 14, 2019

Bitchisity 

The level of disparity in hottness of a girl between two time periods based on natural selection.

The natural selection theory is based on the hypothesis that hott girls with be chosen by dudes more often, and will not work as hard to maintain their looks, becoming ugly. Reversely, an ugly girl will work hard to get laid and become hott.

High Bitchisity + Hott = Bad; Low Bitchisity + Hott = Good
High Bitchisity + Ugly = Good; Low Bitchisity + Ugly = Bad

"Man, that bitch is hott... but she's got a high bitchisity, so fuck that (for about a year, then bail)."

"My wife is hott! and has low bitchisity, so I'm assuming our sex life will stay pretty active."

"Eh, that ugly chick has got potential for a high bitchisity, ill just get wasted first..."

"Uhh, I'm so ugly, and my bitchisity is so low.... i wonder if they make solar powered vibrators."

Bitchisity by drofjournalsm April 3, 2010