bitchnet
My boss was a pain in the ass, and then, she must have used bitchnet to tell my wife to give me hell also.
bitchnet by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
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bitchnotism
Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.
Alternate form: Bitchnotic
Alternate form: Bitchnotic
"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."
Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."
Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."
bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018
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bitchnet • Bitch Network • bitchness • bitchlet • bitchet • bitchette • Bitcheth • bitchetry • bitchetti • bitchety bitch
Bitchness
1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.
Bitchness by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011
Bitchlette
(n) A Bitchlette (or bitchlet, sometimes bitchlite) is a female from prepubescence into young-adulthood that acts as though she is entitled to everything around her, and as though she is lord and master with everyone else at her beck and call. A bitchlette could also be considered the larval stage of an Entitlement Whore, and is just as often found flipping you off when they run the red while gabbing away into a cellular telephone.
"I saw this girl on TV freaking out because her dad didn't buy her a new Merdedes for her birthday -- she was such a bitchlette."
Bitchlette by B. Couch January 29, 2007
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bitchgetouttathere
A common expression that is used when you're watching a horror movie (like slashers) and you get VERY EXCITED.
Used by the spectators when the hot, smart, usually surviving girl is running away from the psycho and she doesn't have a clue of where the killer is...
Used by the spectators when the hot, smart, usually surviving girl is running away from the psycho and she doesn't have a clue of where the killer is...
(When watching Bloody Valentine, girl is being hunted by psycho)
Excited Person: "Bitchgetouttathere fast!!"
Excited Person: "Bitchgetouttathere fast!!"
bitchgetouttathere by HeavyHelion February 19, 2009
Bitchlet
Bitchlet is basically someone who is a bitch, but not all out a bitch. A bitchlet can also refer to someone whos being a bitch just because people are letting them.
Person 1 "God why does everything happen to me this is fair"
Person 2" jeez dont be such a bitchlet"
........ ........... ...................................... 1"Bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan bitch bitch bitch"
2"man 1 is such a bitchlet someone should really say something"
3 "I know"
Person 2" jeez dont be such a bitchlet"
........ ........... ...................................... 1"Bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan bitch bitch bitch"
2"man 1 is such a bitchlet someone should really say something"
3 "I know"
Bitchlet by Enigma Pie December 28, 2005
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