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bitchetry 

Bitchetry - Back stabbing and or actions of a bitchy individual.

The efforts of one who actively complains, often to one's enemy, to stir commotion and strife.
The motive behind one's work that leads to causing discomfort in - or near- a person's comfort zone.
.......... Due to her daily bitchetry, upper management called in the Zone Leaders, to re-examine the division of tasks - office wide. This is what BITCHETRY is, to us.
bitchetry by Baldplayer August 22, 2016
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bitcherrhea 

The condition when you just can't stop being a bitch, no matter who's talking to you or what they're saying. And the worst part is...YOU PROBABLY ENJOY IT!
Girl #1: "Cute headband!"
Violet: "Wish I could say the same to you."
Girl #2: "You always look so pretty!"
Violet: "Shut up, I hear that enough."
Girl #3: "Wanna catch a movie later?"
Violet: "NO!! Stop stalking me, you creepers."
Onlookers: "Dang, Violet's got a serious case of bitcherrhea today!"
bitcherrhea by mmm_classy28806 February 11, 2009
Sam's a real bitcher!
bitcher by slow March 8, 2005

Bitcherface 

Pretty much another way to call someone a bitch.
Lindsey a Bitcherface
Bitcherface by Kacee February 2, 2008

Bitcheriffic 

A sarcastic response to the question "How are you?"

To be used when the respondent is in a bad mood.
I asked Mary how she was and she said she was in a bitcheriffic mood.
Bitcheriffic by lusciouslulu October 4, 2010

Bitcherfly 

The 3rd stage of bitch metamorphism.

A true, skilled, battle hardened bitch.

A Bitcherfly gets between 80%-100% of everything he/she wants, simply by bitching for it. Also has the ability to bitch at superiors.

This stage is reached after breaking out of the Bitch Cocoon stage.
Example 1: Jacob bitched at Taylor that she owed him $200 even though Taylor paid him already. His bitching, however, was too powerful and she gave him another $200. Jacob truly is a Bitcherfly.

Example 2: Many people think they are Bitcherflys without realizing they are still Bitch Cocoons.
Bitcherfly by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014

bitchercising 

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.
Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.
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