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bitchney spears 

bithcney spaears non famous television actress or something i dont know
bitchney spears by chasbo12 February 26, 2022

Bitchness 

1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.
Bitchness is taking over the room!
Bitchness by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011

bitchley 

cries alot and throws temper tantrums and water bottles. Is unreliable and lazy, but will deny being at blame for anything.
Damn! He's bitchley
bitchley by gill6112 February 11, 2010

Bittchney 

Fugly ass girls named Brittney or go by Brytt. Who are nothing but sloppy, insecure hoes who use myspace and/or other websites to feel superior. Also, are considered as lardass dikes who thrive for attention.
Bittchney, i already told you, you can't use neosporin for pubic lice.
Get back to your corner hooker before i tear a chubbie bitch apart!
Bittchney by hxc stunna December 29, 2007

Bitchness 

The level of bitch-like behavior involved in, or pertaining to, being someone's bitch.
My old lady's Bitchness level is really high because she knows she better be barefoot and in the kitchen fixing my dinner.
Bitchness by Chauvinist February 21, 2011

Bitchnest 

A bitchnest is a collection of girls, usually teenagers or young adults, who are rude and spiteful and all around bitchy. It can also apply to groups that have both girls and guys.
"High school is filled with self-centered girls. What a bitchnest."

"That clique is such a bitchnest."
Bitchnest by Minty Blue March 9, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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