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A man born with hips wider than the span of his shoulders. This body type is typically found in motherly women however sometimes God will deal a cruel blow and bless this body proportion upon men.

Joel looks creepy, I think it's his bitch-hips.

bitch-hips by aj July 12, 2006

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Bitch Hips

A man who has an anemically underdeveloped upper body, giving the overall illusion that his hips are wider than his shoulders.

Despite his disciplined workouts, Gil sadly suffered from a harsh case of Bitch Hips.

Bitch Hips by Lexi Fulton October 14, 2011

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bitch hips

A highly sensitive male who enjoys sailing, hails from a family of hippies, and if you were to cut his legs off, his torso would look like a penis.

David: Why don't you hang out with Colin anymore?
Jessica: Cuz he can't take a joke and he has bitch hips.

bitch hips by hippieclamp69 May 26, 2008

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Bitch hips

Used to describe a male that for some reason has curvacious womanly hips

Jim: So whadya think of the new guy?
Luke: Kind of a homo.
Jim: I think his figure on a woman would be astheticly pleasing.
Luke: Yeah, dudes got some serious bitch hips.
Jim: Lets see how he carries this laundry basket.

Bitch hips by Jimmy bojangles January 13, 2007

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Hipster bitch

1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now. "

Hipster bitch by EFrye March 13, 2005

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Hipster bitch

1:The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2:A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now."

Hipster bitch by EFrye May 13, 2005

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bitchtipsy

The state of a male who has become inebriated with alcoholic beverages generally associated with consumption by females.

I told Bobby not to drink all those cosmopolitans.

Yeah, now he's all bitchtipsy.

bitchtipsy by OnTheSexAndTheCityTour October 21, 2010

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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