birthwood

When a baby with male genitalia is born fully erected.

Upon delivery, Jackson was presented to his family with birthwood.

by Mein Nghia September 11, 2020

birthworm

one of the worst slurs you can ridicule someone to. refers to a fetus passing through the birth canal aka vag; which is quite disgusting, but worse, a giant worm. a giant BIRTH worm. these people are also known to be among the best scammers. few people have been given this humiliating title.

Bor-shit: Fuck off lizard, you stupid bird, you nushe, FOUR EYES, and frankenstein, you piece a shit. HAHA! *annoying laughs and point of fingers*

Any of the above people: stfu u birthworm.

Bor-shit the birthworm: oh uhhh... shitttt...

by Lizard King, esq January 6, 2011

birchwood high school

A school full or drug addict teachers and a Mr gilwank to always be that extra asshole and all the students are all young kids who think they are hard but in reality they just wear a puma tracksuit and puffer there mum bought them.

your faggot your defiantly from Birchwood High School

by Mrs lalonges virginity April 13, 2020

Birthpod

A term that would be used to describe ones mother.

My birthpod caught me smoking pot so I can't hang out tonight.

My birthpod made me the most delicious sandwich today... Then I slapped her.

by WhoBleezy August 11, 2012

Burtwood

A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.

After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"

by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010

birthmoon

Birthmoon is considered the first full moon after Easter. It signifies the coming of the new growing season.

Once the birthmoon arrives we'll start planting the corn.

by Joshua Bananaman June 26, 2016

birchwood middle school

a terrible place with mean teachers boring classes and especially fake people. everyone is too scared to do what they say and wait till they got home to confront someone where every white kid thinks they are from the hood even though they have the best lives

wow all of those girls at birchwood middle school are so fake

by randomgitl May 31, 2019