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one of the worst slurs you can ridicule someone to. refers to a fetus passing through the birth canal aka vag; which is quite disgusting, but worse, a giant worm. a giant BIRTH worm. these people are also known to be among the best scammers. few people have been given this humiliating title.
Bor-shit: Fuck off lizard, you stupid bird, you nushe, FOUR EYES, and frankenstein, you piece a shit. HAHA! *annoying laughs and point of fingers*

Any of the above people: stfu u birthworm.

Bor-shit the birthworm: oh uhhh... shitttt...
birthworm by Lizard King, esq January 6, 2011

birchwood high school

A school full or drug addict teachers and a Mr gilwank to always be that extra asshole and all the students are all young kids who think they are hard but in reality they just wear a puma tracksuit and puffer there mum bought them.
your faggot your defiantly from Birchwood High School

Birthpod 

A term that would be used to describe ones mother.
My birthpod caught me smoking pot so I can't hang out tonight.

My birthpod made me the most delicious sandwich today... Then I slapped her.
Birthpod by WhoBleezy August 11, 2012

Burtwood 

A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.
After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"
Burtwood by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010

birthmoon 

Birthmoon is considered the first full moon after Easter. It signifies the coming of the new growing season.
Once the birthmoon arrives we'll start planting the corn.
birthmoon by Joshua Bananaman June 26, 2016

birchwood middle school 

a terrible place with mean teachers boring classes and especially fake people. everyone is too scared to do what they say and wait till they got home to confront someone where every white kid thinks they are from the hood even though they have the best lives
wow all of those girls at birchwood middle school are so fake
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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