Burtwood

A large member of the tree family dating back to the early 1800's. Burtwoods are very rare, and when in bloom, shower everyone in their path. It's been an ongoing joke to say someone could wake up with a "Burtwood" in their pants.

After a good sleep, Jason woke up next to his girlfriend, and she said, "Jesus Christ, you've got a Burtwood in your pants!"

by CollegeEducator December 7, 2010

Burwood Lad

The term given to a young male between the ages of 12-19 who generally spend their day sitting on side streets of Burwood a suburb in the inner west) smoking in attempt to be "cool". They can usually be clearly identified by wearing the following brands of clothing: Nike, Adidas, Nautica, Tommy Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren... This can be accessorised with a Gucci Hat.

I don't want to go to Burwood because there are so many Burwood Lads around who smoke bud and pop caps thinking they're hectic.

by Gday234 September 25, 2015

Burwood

Usually abbreviated to "bwd" on instant messaging programs and is a place in Sydney's inner west that attracts popular/androgynous males "lads" and popular/slutty females "lowies."

Annoying msn chick that keeps signing in and out: HEY PPL WHOS GOIN' BWD ON TUESDAY.
Poofy male (usually of italian or lebanese descent) : yeah, im going burwood to straighten my hair and do my nails.

by Whho, me? August 19, 2008

Buttwood

Fecal matter, poop, shit.

Hey I am going go to go upstairs and chop some buttwood because if I do it down here it's be all loud and smelly and that would ruin the moment.

by donuts246 December 7, 2006

dianna burnwood

Agent 47’a *handler * in the Hitman Games

Dianna Burnwood is not 47’s friend despite common belief

by -White-ass-nigga- May 1, 2019

burwood

where the lads and lowies hang out. usually in the shopping centre westfields. burwood is located in sydneys inner-west.

lad:cmon bra, lets go illchay in burwood
lad2::yeh bra lets go pick up sum lowies.

by bwd boy May 5, 2006

BUTTWOOD

A stiffy created for the sole purpose of ANAL sex... can not be satisfied by handers, Beejers, Tang, or any other means of action..

Tiffiny: Hey there KJ thats a great fuckin' boner you have there.

KJ: Thats no ordinary boner its a BUTTWOOD.. so shut the fuck up bend over and take this shit straight bitch.. no cheating!!

by Tyler Durden April 13, 2005