Birchwood is a small part of Warrington hid away in the woods that is mostly drug dealers who drop off on mobility scooters or old wrinkley cunts and busy bodies who sit and rat on people for no random reason apart from pure boredom, the rest of the population consists of baghead stoners who either wears nothing but berghouse and north face or skates all day and does nothing else, it’s also known for its scruffy school and scruffier people.

Do you know anywhere I can get food in birchwood? No There’s a centre but I know someone who does good bags of haze

Birchwood by Suck ur fat nan April 5, 2021

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The name for a group of people between the ages of 11 - 18, who meet in large masses wearing strange red and green suits. They regularly team up to share knowledge, and regularly worship the almighty Ingate.

Far inferior to the similar TBSHS clan, based nearby.

Look, it's Birchwood, ready to do some maths and suck up to Ingate.

birchwood by almighty dale October 30, 2018

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An area of Warrington, Cheshire which is known for chavs and George Sampson. There are three villages in this are known as: Lockies (Locking Stumps), Gorsey (Gorse Covert) and Oakwood. It is by the M62 leading to Manchester.

'You going Birchwood tonight mate?'

'I'm from Lockies mate'

Birchwood by SophsterinnitG January 22, 2009

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Another way to say the b word without offending someone

Ugh, they are such a birchwood!

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A wonderful place where kids unintentionally are the same race but it’s ok because because really nice and go there a lot. But Jackson dosent like that so he makes fun of them

Ryan let’s go to birchwood

Sam fuck it Jackson might make fun of us tho

Birchwood by Joemama213 October 20, 2019

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