birthanukkah 

When one's birthday is celebrated for eight days. This usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.

Kid: How come I am only getting my cake today?

Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!

birthanukkah by lawn_mama January 11, 2009

Birthmasukkah 

When one has a birthday close to Christmas, so presents are spread out over multiple nights from one's birthday to Christmas, similar to Hanukkah.

Person 1: Dang, that sucks for her. Her birthday is so close to Christmas that she doesn't get many presents.

Person 2: Don't worry about her. She celebrates Birthmasukkah .

Birthmasukkah by German Juice December 1, 2009

Brohanukkah

A broligious holiday that falls sometime in the summer, winter, spring, or fall. The holiday consists of many gifts and tidings among men, whereas women are not involved in this holiday, as well as gays.

In some most cultures, people place statues of Jesus, Mary, and Broseph in their homes. On Brohanukkah eve night, fellow brohemians (friends of the homeowner) sneak into this house and place gifts underneath the statue of Broseph.

Brohan #1: I got a bromance novel for Brohanukkah! I love it!
Brohan #2: Awesome! Lets go eat some bronachos!

Brohanukkah by Brochacobroman June 22, 2011