birthanukkah

When one's birthday is celebrated for eight days. This usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.

Kid: How come I am only getting my cake today?

Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!

birthanukkah by lawn_mama January 11, 2009

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Birthmasukkah

When one has a birthday close to Christmas, so presents are spread out over multiple nights from one's birthday to Christmas, similar to Hanukkah.

Person 1: Dang, that sucks for her. Her birthday is so close to Christmas that she doesn't get many presents.

Person 2: Don't worry about her. She celebrates Birthmasukkah .

Birthmasukkah by German Juice December 1, 2009

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birthanukkah • Birthmasukkah • Brohanukkah

Brohanukkah

A broligious holiday that falls sometime in the summer, winter, spring, or fall. The holiday consists of many gifts and tidings among men, whereas women are not involved in this holiday, as well as gays.

In some most cultures, people place statues of Jesus, Mary, and Broseph in their homes. On Brohanukkah eve night, fellow brohemians (friends of the homeowner) sneak into this house and place gifts underneath the statue of Broseph.

Brohan #1: I got a bromance novel for Brohanukkah! I love it!
Brohan #2: Awesome! Lets go eat some bronachos!

Brohanukkah by Brochacobroman June 22, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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